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The Little Entropy Machine's Favorite Bodysuit
Let's face it: kids are tiny, adorable, entropy-generating machines. Their natural state is a joyous progression from order to delightful disorder. And while you can't stop the inevitable laws of the universe (or a toddler in full flight), you can certainly dress them for it!
Made from 100% certified organic cotton, this comfy bodysuit is designed to handle maximum chaos with grace. Its extra soft and stretchy fabric and envelope neckline are built to keep up with every unpredictable wiggle, crawl, and tumble – because freedom of movement is paramount when you're busy creating delightful disarray.
Choosing this organic option isn't just a step towards a more sustainable lifestyle; it's a strategic move to provide peak comfort for your little agent of change. You can't fight the Second Law of Thermodynamics (or a baby's boundless energy), but you can embrace it with a bodysuit that's as resilient and ready for anything as they are.
• 100% certified organic cotton
• Soft and stretchy fabric
• 3 self-colored nickel-free poppers at the crotch
• Envelope neckline
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)
• Binding at neck, arms, and legs for shape retention
The Little Entropy Machine's Favorite Bodysuit
Let's face it: kids are tiny, adorable, entropy-generating machines. Their natural state is a joyous progression from order to delightful disorder. And while you can't stop the inevitable laws of the universe (or a toddler in full flight), you can certainly dress them for it!
Made from 100% certified organic cotton, this comfy bodysuit is designed to handle maximum chaos with grace. Its extra soft and stretchy fabric and envelope neckline are built to keep up with every unpredictable wiggle, crawl, and tumble – because freedom of movement is paramount when you're busy creating delightful disarray.
Choosing this organic option isn't just a step towards a more sustainable lifestyle; it's a strategic move to provide peak comfort for your little agent of change. You can't fight the Second Law of Thermodynamics (or a baby's boundless energy), but you can embrace it with a bodysuit that's as resilient and ready for anything as they are.
• 100% certified organic cotton
• Soft and stretchy fabric
• 3 self-colored nickel-free poppers at the crotch
• Envelope neckline
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)
• Binding at neck, arms, and legs for shape retention
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | BABY HEIGHT (inches) | |
| 3-6M | 8 ⅝ | 16 ¾ | 23 ⅝-26 |
| 6-12M | 9 ½ | 18 ⅛ | 26 -29 ⅞ |
| 12-18M | 10 | 19 ¾ | 29 ⅞-33 ⅞ |
| CHEST (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | BABY HEIGHT (cm) | |
| 3-6M | 22 | 42.5 | 60-66 |
| 6-12M | 24 | 46 | 66-76 |
| 12-18M | 25.5 | 50 | 76-86 |